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Message boards ensure the survival of obscurity and midget porn.

Seriously, isn't it great watching people fight? I haven't seen this much tension since Kelly dumped Zach for that older college guy on "Saved by the Bell". And what's Zach doing on NYPD Blue? Every time I see him, I'm just waiting for Slater to come out, slap him on the back and say, "That's some crime scene we got there, hey Preppy?" Can't the networks fire Dennis Franz and make this happen?

In any case, there's something to be said about message board banter. DJ Groove trying to display his prowess, Disco Stu shutting him down, and Reese playing the role of the loser trying to make peace. It's like watching random boxers on ESPN2, you don't care who wins as long as somebody gets their brains bashed in.

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