outcasts unite
Message boards ensure the survival of obscurity and midget porn.

What makes the culture so popular is that the topics aren't limited to music, that's merely what brought the people together in the first place. While the major discussions involve parties and music, forums can debate anything from the politics to genital herpes. This creates a domino effect: The more people are hitting up message boards for whatever reasons, the more people are exposed to the music. Do I sound like a scientist? I bet there's an equation for this. Let's see...

X = Topics + People(Pie)

That's not a real equation, you say? Someone get me the guy from "A Beautiful Mind". No, not John Nash, I'm talking about actor and extreme poet Russell Crowe. I don't want someone to fix my math, I want someone to beat people up for doubting it.